These are based on the beautiful botanical tattoos of Kirsten Holliday (kirstenmakestattoos).
you: goes to the apple store to get an iphone6
me: goes to the grocery and buys 6 apples and takes them home and eats them all in a row while standing in my driveway staring at all the cars that drive by. i juggle them occasionally but they fall a lot and i eat the driveway apples anyway. goodbye
they only let us narrate yogurt commercials.
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in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.
but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.
ur always supposed to hate the girl.
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down